this guy was sitting on the wall of an apartment complex on my way to MARTA. I wondered if he had been abandoned. I hope he didn’t driink all that transmission fluid at once!!
Poor Alphie. He had it all. Sought by parents, beloved by children. Then he started hanging out with a rough crowd of Monchichis and Smurfs, until one night a badly tousled Tickle Me Elmo said, “Here, Alph, I’ve got something that’s really slick.”
Now he lives on the streets, panhandling for 9 volt batteries. The clerks at the Auto Zone know him by name, and he always has “the usual.” He’s usually well-lubricated by 8 a.m.
Oh, wow! I remember Alfie!
yeah – my little brother had one — it was cool
Poor Alphie. He had it all. Sought by parents, beloved by children. Then he started hanging out with a rough crowd of Monchichis and Smurfs, until one night a badly tousled Tickle Me Elmo said, “Here, Alph, I’ve got something that’s really slick.”
Now he lives on the streets, panhandling for 9 volt batteries. The clerks at the Auto Zone know him by name, and he always has “the usual.” He’s usually well-lubricated by 8 a.m.
I’ve seen the funnel and the damage done.